I love chocolate, but I don't want to eat this. It looks like if Jabba the Hut would have encased Han Solo in chocolate instead of carbonite.

I don't even want to know what are some of the body parts from this box set...

Can you imagine your kids playing dolls with the talking Dennis Miller? What in the world would it say?

The best part of seeing something like this in a thrift store is knowing it was in someone's house before they donated it. The most amazing thing about this statue isn't the old woman's hand on the boy's crotch, but the creepy smile on her face...

Yeah, this is a good idea... How old is the street walker with the mid-drift? Six?

This looks like an awfully big puppy to be peeing inside on a puppy pad... Messy much?

Ok, so we ran across a "Total Immersion" language package meant to teach people English... Well, the whole box, including instructions, descriptions, and everything were written in English... so wouldn't you have to be able to read English to be able to know what it is in order to purchase it? Just sayin...

Why do these shoes have a camel toe...

It is hot outside, so we are all thinking of taking a dip in the pool...

I know several very large, hairy men (think Comic Book Guy from the Simpsons) who probably have one of these:

And the same guy probably also owns these...

There is just something not right about this next one...

These are also not good to bring into water... or feed after midnight for that matter...

We ran across these in the store recently... Maybe they are just trying to be delicate, but for these weather proof sheets having pictures of a snow storm and the desert, I might not fully understand what they are inferring...

Think thumb wrestling was free? Guess again!

In case you can't imagine the thumb wrestle arena...

These are for thumb armor... because thumb wrestling is very, very serious....
No one will recognize your thumb, but they will be very intimidated!